Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Double Distilled, Check points and the Freaking LTTE!!

OK, Driving under the influence is bad or rather illegal… D.U.I on a night when the whole city is on lock down, with freaking cops all around cause of a damn Tiger attack!! Now aint that sh*t!! But what to do? Have to go home, and have to go to work tomorrow also..!!

So, From Dehiwala to Town Hall, and back down the High-level road! Passing check points, holding breath... down the ghostly roads we went while the whole city was gulped in utter darkness…

All was shape it seemed, danger is gone. Passed Nugegoda… Yippie!!...

But wait!!..! Is that a mobile check point up ahead?? Dammit! Better go behind that white car...

Ahh it worked!! They are being stopped!!! Time to hit the gas…!! Going through like the wind…

…Phrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr…!!!

Oh nooo….did I hear a sharp whistle blowing from behind??!!!

Adoooo Nawathapaaaaaang!! Screamed my friend in the back!! He was drunk but wasn’t passed out like the one in front!!

Hmm..guess we are screwed now, not only did we pissed the buggers off, but we are getting caught red handed…. What to do.. I thought… Getting out with my N.I.C...

Here come the running soldiers…

“Mahathayala Koheda Yanne?” Asked an inquisitive sergeant, while another soldier with a smirk on his face, flashed a torch down the face of my passed out friend...

“Gedara Yanawa officer...” stumbled my weary mouth, keeping a safe distance to avoid the inevitable liquor mixed tobacco smell...

“Ai nawaththuwe naththay?? He inquired, explaining that if we had gone a bit more we would be counting bullet holes not only in the car but all over our bodies as well. I wanted to reply back saying that we never saw a stop sign, but no point in arguing...

I asked about the attack. He explained that there has been an attack in Colombo; all vehicles coming out are being checked it seems... Can’t blame them, they are just doing their duty…

Hmm guess we are clear it seems, he just checked my ID and told us that we can go…Luckily the only available Kossa was checking out another vehicle that had been stopped before us…So no D.U.I charges in prospect...

Got home safe…but yet to know about the attack fully!! Freakin LTTE!! sigh*

Gotta go and sleep, quite tired...

6 comments:

  1. ado hahahha... happpaa maara time to be driving around drunk.. at least u were stopped by an army check point they dont look into the booze matter.. kossa's i hate.. arse even come right upto ur face to smell your breath. one cop did tht to me and i was sober than but i got freaked out. i was lyk Wat The... hahahahaha... anyways glad to see ur safe mate.. and be careful about DUI's man.. always have a designated driver dude..

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  2. lol close shave there.. army guys are usually tolerant in DUI's arent they? but beware the middle aged, pot-bellied kossa, or the wizened, scrawny dark one with t he sly gap toothed grin lol. that variety usually tend to have a massive chip on the shoulder.

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  3. dude.. i keep telling you that double distilled is the the bomb! and u buggers drink it ... u idiots don't call me up! hypocrisy man!

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  4. Do gal with ginger ale, absolutely no smell!

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  5. @FINrod - heh thanx man, yeah dude, gotta geta sober bugger to drive..lol

    @whackster -hahaha...yeah man types r real nut crackers!

    @ Bawa - Dude, ok..this weekend game??

    @Dhammika - ahhh thanx man, will b trying that out lol!

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  6. OMG! About time neda?? and here I always thought U were the designated driver men! Koheda ithin! Heheh ... Get C next time ;)

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