That's the only way I can describe the events of earlier today. Let me start from the top.
So there I was, riding the bus in to work like I do 5 days a week, nothing out of the ordinary. I'm standing and a seat clears up... a woman hastily scrambles out of her seat, and I quickly take her place.
Ok... so far nothing odd. But wait... what's that? The guy next to me I notice is scratching his balls? 'Alright fine... whatever buddy' I'm thinking. So there I am... just looking out the window at the passing scenery, not a worry in the world. About a minute later I notice the guy is still scratching and I'm like 'WTF?'.
'Ok... this is kinda weird.' I'm still thinking. Oh boy... and then came the bomb! Another glance revealed that this dude was doing anything but scratching and soon reality came crashing down. I'm sure most of you can figure out what this guy was doing... and if you're still at a loss... let's just say his post office was open, he was checking his gear, or polishing his doorKNOB and it ain't no accident!
So there I was... sitting next to this weirdo. Lord knows what he was looking at... and I pray it had nothing to do with me. Anyway I'm thinking... should I just say something aloud and expose this dude... kick this guy out of his seat? But you see I had just coincidentally watched the movie Superbad the day before and thoughts of one of the main characters in that movie's embarrassing male organ drawing obsession came to mind.
So he's doing no harm to me and I'm waiting for this dude to leave, or finish his 'business'... but NO... the bastard just goes on and on like the energizer bunny (no he wasn't doing it full on if ya know what I mean), occasionally covering up his shit with his bag in a lame attempt at concealment.
I didn't make any judgments. This guy was probably (ya don't say!) out of his mind, whacked or something similar. I have to say I was pretty damn grateful when the dude finally got off (the bus!) It was with some incredulation that I watched this guy walk away on the street like some normal person. Looking at him you would never think...
Yes... yet another exciting discovery by Foxhound. I've run in to the 'Paranormal' before... and sadly I'm sure it won't be the last time either.